Ok so today i was in my english class and thought 'i know, i'll swear at abby*!' so i did, to which she replied with a pretend shot gun, to which i used a bazookamatron then she threw a grenade which i then caught and threw back which she then dropped in the lap of our friend next to her who was none the wiser that he was about to be blown to imaginary smitherines.
Also, my other friend bob* decided to take me to the disabled toilets where she decided to poop in front of me to my disgust and horror. i mean i love her like a sister but eyew :P also she later dropped her pants and trousers and hobbled to the toilet and after quite happily disc